All Bearded Men DO NOT Have Poop On Their Faces

There seems to be a couple of articles floating around the internet claiming that bearded men have poop in their beards.  All bearded men do not have poop on their faces. All these articles claiming that bearded men have have poop on their faces don’t actually have scientific facts.  Their opinion is based on tests done by swabbing a couple of faces.    The real issue isn’t beards, the real issue is about hygiene and about bacteria on people’s hands contaminating counters, doorknobs, homes, restaurants and hotels.

All Bearded Men DO NOT have poop on their Beards

 

According to the article linked above, the real issue is related to men not washing their hands and touching their beards:

Apparently the key to a poo-free beard is to make sure you wash your hands regularly and avoid playing with and twirling the hair.

“Try to keep your hands away from your face, as much as possible,” Golobic added.

How many men, women and children do you know that don’t wash their hands when the go to the bathroom and touch their hair, kitchen surfaces, office doors and worse YOU!  Seriously,  this is the bigger issue.  Leave men with beards and hipsters with beards alone. They are cool and make our world a better place because they are different.

Fecal matter is everywhere. That’s why people need to wash their  hands, close the toilet seat when they flush and keep their bacteria away from others.

Still not sure whether or not fecal matter is everywhere?  Check out these other articles for get some real scientific data on fecal matter in hotel rooms, tootbrushes and restaurants:

Fecal Matter Hiding In Your Hotel Room: Picking up the remote control or telephone at a hotel room may also mean you are picking up fecal matter and other great facts about germs at Hotels.

Toothbrush Fecal Matter:  If you keep your toothbrush within the vicinity of the toilet, it will be regularly bathed with fecal matter

The 10 Germiest Places at a Restaurant: Did you know the salad bar thongs, ketchup bottle and bathroom doorknobs are the germiest places at a restaurant.  Check out this post for a list of the germiest places at a restaurant that have germs, including fecal matter.

 

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